Lion John And McD's

I am pleased to announce the grand opening of a wonderful new restaurant in a kitchen near me! Lion John officially opened for business today. I interviewed the joint owners about their new restaurant.

Worker Alexis keeping the kitchen clean.

Me: "Tell me the name of your new restaurant"
Alexis: "Lion John"
Me: "what was your inspiration for your restaurant title?"
Alexis: "hmm... (hands on face and everything)... What is a title?"
Me: "A title is what something is called, it's name. So, I was wondering why you chose to name your restaurant Lion John."
Alexis: "Because I like that name."
Me: "Why did you open a restaurant?"
Alexis: "Because we wanted to."
Me: "Where did you get the idea to open a restaurant?"
Alexis: "in my head."
Me: "What is your job at the restaurant?"
Alexis: "to cook."
Me: "What do you serve at the restaurant?"
Alexis: "People! I don't serve, I cook and serve."
Me: "What kind of food do you cook?"
Alexis: "Peanut butter sandwiches and dessert."
Me: "What is your favorite dessert at the restaurant?"
Alexis: "hmm... chocolate chip dessert!"

Chef Emily cooking a tasty sandwich. (My favorite part is that they only pretended to mix all the seasoning)

Me: "Tell me the name of your new restaurant."

Emily: "You mean only mine?"
Me: "Don't you share the restaurant with Lexi?"
Emily: "uh-uh, I have my own"
Me: "oh, what is your restaurant called?"
Emily: "McDonald's with a playground."
Me: "what is your job at the restaurant?"
Emily: "um, to bake and serve and eat."
Me: "what do you serve at the restaurant?"
Emily: "peanut butter and jelly, nutella, and flour sandwich."
Me: "what is your favorite part of having a restaurant?"
Emily: "that I get to serve food."
Me: "What is the hardest part of having a restaurant?;
Emily: "That I get to help with my sister."

A disgruntled (former) employee after being fired. (Alexis stole the broom he was playing with so I could take her picture.)